Seriously. How long does it take a professor at a Catholic college to wrap up the whole Queer Studies program?
Here it is:
Homosexuality is a grave, or mortal, sin for which you will be condemned to the fires of hell for all eternity.
Done.
Oh, and on a non-theological tangent, it will kill you about 40 times faster than smoking cigarettes, which you can't do in your dorm room, where we do permit you to engage in sinful, damning, illness-spreading homosexuality.
Call us confused.
Yep.