I just can't imagine such a thing.
We just now came from the chow hall where #$%! CNN was on the big screen. That moron, Anish What's-His-Face-Lying-Scumbag was giving his daily Iraq-Gloom-and-Doom report (he had to kind of scrape for it today; it's been relatively quiet, but he managed to make everything look dark and hopeless anyway) and he started going on about how the Iraqis need unity in order for their government to succeed. Then, he said
"Unity here has been elusive."
Every one of us at my table reacted. "WHAT???" "Where is he getting THAT???" "What kinds of drugs is HE on??" "Where is he really??"
He was just flat out lying. Like they always do. This was just about 45 minutes ago. I'm sure he'll pour on some more lies on the 10:00 broadcast.