Why black sheep are barred and Humpty can't be cracked

Times online ^ | March 07, 2006 | By Alexandra Blair, Education Correspondent

[vimto]

Can anyone think of other PC rhymes?

[Westlander]

'.45 your not alive'

[WoofDog123]

1984/brave new world bump. if it is from the UK and reads like satire, you can rest assured that it probably isn't.

[nopardons]

Several years ago, some author wrote POLITICALLY CORRECT FAIRY TALES and a few other PC titles, as a joke. Even as satire, he didn't go THIS far!

[vimto]

Dear moderator - I've probably posted this on the wrong forum, apologies.

[vimto]

This is BIG news in the UK this morning. Most radio commentators are having a field-day with it!

[freepatriot32]

Not only did I not think it was possible for school administrators to get any more retarded then they have been in the last ten years or so but I didn't even think it was biologically possible for a human brain to get that f***king damaged and still support enough involuntary bodily functions to keep the morons alive. I guess I have been proven wrong on both counts.

HOME SCHOOL YOUR CHILDREN NOW!

Libertarian ping.To be added or removed from my ping list freepmail me or post a message here

[Sun Descending]

Wait. Snow White can't be Snow White. She has to be "Snow Happy" or "Snow Rainbow."

[freepatriot32]

this isnt a smokers ping but these same type of grade Z morons are the poeple that set smoking policys for citys countys and nations they should be tagged and put on animal preservations and studied so they will not effect actual human life in polite society.

[garandgal]

This just in: there really ARE black sheep.

In another stunning development, the sheep don't seem to notice.

If there is an entity in danger of "running off a cliff" I would suggest it's human society, not the sheep.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Suddenly the upcoming movie "Vendetta" is having more and more relevance.

First it was cameras everywhere, then just recently laws were introduced giving strict guidelines on how to give your pets mental equilibrium and care, and now this.

Hieght-challenged gender-neutral Muffet/Sat on a Tuffet/eating her vegetarian curds and whey/Along came a species-neutral arachnid/And sat down beside her/And forced her to acknowledge its mistreatment at the hands of humans by engaging it in a cross-species dialouge all day.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

How can you tell when black sheep are baa-ing?

They do it in Ebonics.

[vimto]

Good stuff! Thats what we want.

[gakrak]

ROTFLMAO. This is the best start to may day I couldn't stop laughing. These PC'ers are truly brain dead. Amen.

[gakrak]

"Not only did I not think it was possible for school administrators to get any more retarded then they have been in the last ten years or so but I didn't even think it was biologically possible for a human brain to get that f***king damaged and still support enough involuntary bodily functions to keep the morons alive. I guess I have been proven wrong on both counts.

HOME SCHOOL YOUR CHILDREN NOW! "

Love you post great belly laugh over it. We do home school our girls. Amen.

[gakrak]

"In another stunning development, the sheep don't seem to notice"

but do they commingle? LOL. Amen.

[mal]

what about 3 men in the tub.

[opinionator]

Rub a dub dub
Three men in a tub
Not that there's any
thing wrong with that

[opinionator]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Humpty Dumpty was fertilized
And used for stem cell research

[PGalt]

Andrew Dice Clay bump!