I've had the unique experience of being up front and center with a few real b**tch petty woman...the type of women who are rail thin and visit your table to see what you are eating...so they can talk about your calorie intake later
I try to rise above it, but will admit that when I am cornered, I will strike back.
I would pay good money to see that ;)
You can always ask if they carry their Syrup of Epecac in their purse or do they just mainline it. ;)