I think there are some people here who don't get the "sharp wit" thing. But, what the heck...they're more amusing than the media, aren't they?
Some people just take themselves so seriously. They need a little laughing at.
Sharpen that wit and get 'em, girl! I'm getting verrrrry sleepy...
Are you on duty right now? What time is it?
Some men are scared of witty women.