Just remember that those statements, while they describe perfectly 99% of liberal women, don't apply to conservative women. At all.
I've had enough incidents working with catty, manipulative liberal women to know what it's like. Conservative women, we're 100% different from that.
It's not "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus," it's "Conservatives are from Earth, liberals are from Uranus."
You just found a new tagline, I think...