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One wag's view of canine control (Dave Barry)
Maimi Herald ^ | DAVE BARRY

Posted on 03/05/2006 6:52:11 AM PST by nuconvert

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1 posted on 03/05/2006 6:52:15 AM PST by nuconvert
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To: Boxsford; Irish Rose; Ditter; kitkat

pong


2 posted on 03/05/2006 7:01:51 AM PST by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: nuconvert

HAW! That's Hell-Funny! Thanx for the laugh!


3 posted on 03/05/2006 7:03:03 AM PST by DieHard the Hunter (I am the Chieftain of my Clan. I bow to nobody. Get out of my way.)
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To: DieHard the Hunter; nuconvert

Here's a good laugh for you. Talking dogs!

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic620.htm


4 posted on 03/05/2006 7:16:57 AM PST by Uncledave
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To: HairOfTheDog

Doggie ping?


5 posted on 03/05/2006 7:21:21 AM PST by ecurbh (Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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To: Uncledave

LoL. We had a dog that said "momma" too.

Thanx for the link


6 posted on 03/05/2006 7:21:44 AM PST by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: nuconvert; Flyer; technochick99; sinkspur; 88keys; DugwayDuke; sissyjane; Severa; RMDupree; ...
Ping!


Other articles with keyword "DOGGIEPING" since 12/29/04

7 posted on 03/05/2006 7:24:13 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Hobbit Hole knives for soldiers! www.freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net)
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To: Uncledave

Full marks! That's Hell-Funny, too! Good for a chuckle or two -- I think I'll stay up for the rest of the nite. What the heck! This is fun...


8 posted on 03/05/2006 7:24:52 AM PST by DieHard the Hunter (I am the Chieftain of my Clan. I bow to nobody. Get out of my way.)
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To: nuconvert

Thanks for the pong.


9 posted on 03/05/2006 11:20:41 AM PST by Irish Rose (Will work for chocolate.)
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To: nuconvert; ntnychik; devolve; PhilDragoo; Smartass; Boazo; HairOfTheDog

Thanks for posting, I read Dave Barry every week but managed to miss this one. Sadly, he retired his column.

Two great satirist that I still miss are Erma Bombeck and Lewis Grizzard - anybody remember him?


10 posted on 03/05/2006 4:49:49 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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I have three of Lewis Grizzard's books.


11 posted on 03/05/2006 5:04:17 PM PST by devolve ( (refresh-updated-graphix - Photobucket Imagecave)
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To: devolve

Lucky you! He was the best, I would laugh out loud at him! A friend had some of his tapes and I tried listening but couldn't hear well enough.

I have a couple of Erma Bombeck's books.


12 posted on 03/05/2006 5:12:21 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: potlatch

Ah yes, love and loved them all.


13 posted on 03/05/2006 6:31:26 PM PST by Boazo (From the mind of BOAZO)
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To: potlatch
I drive by the Lewis Grizzard Museum in Moreland, GA every time I go to our hunting retriever training club . . .

He had a Lab named Catfish . . . who didn't retrieve, at least not anything anybody wanted.

14 posted on 03/05/2006 6:43:25 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: Boazo

I don't think we have any newspaper satirist to match them right now!


15 posted on 03/05/2006 6:45:38 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: nuconvert
For five or more dogs, experts recommend at LEAST a .357 magnum, unless the dogs are Labrador retrievers, in which case you need nuclear weapons.

He must know my Lab.

She thinks fireworks are FUN, and thunderstorms are a riot.

The only thing that has ever seemed to faze her was when a tree fell on our deck while she was outside.

She came running to me as soon as I opened the deck door. I thought for a moment she was afraid -- then I realized she was ducking her head and wagging her tail -- "I didn't do it! I didn't do it! I can explain everything!"

16 posted on 03/05/2006 6:45:53 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: AnAmericanMother

How nice, I didn't know he had a Museum in his name! I do seem to recall 'Catfish', lol.


17 posted on 03/05/2006 7:02:29 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: potlatch

Don't know the fellow standing there . . . but the museum is in an old store in the fork where Church Street bears off Highway 29, on the north edge of Moreland. That's Church St. on the left side behind the sign, and Hwy 29 on the right side behind the sign. Just a couple of miles off I-85, south of the Newnan Airport.

It's a nice little quiet GA town - one of our hunting club members has a farm nearby and we train our dogs on his land.

18 posted on 03/05/2006 7:43:06 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: AnAmericanMother; devolve

Thanks so much for posting that picture, I really appreciate it!


19 posted on 03/05/2006 7:50:30 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Thanks so much for the ping!


20 posted on 03/06/2006 4:27:35 AM PST by alwaysconservative (We all stand with Denmark now.)
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