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To: onyx

OK, who has a good joke while we are waiting :-)


42 posted on 03/03/2006 11:15:27 PM PST by MJY1288 (THE DEMOCRATS OFFER NOTHING FOR THE FUTURE AND THEY LIE ABOUT THE PAST)
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To: MJY1288
OK, who has a good joke while we are waiting :-)

Why is my hand like a lemon pie?

44 posted on 03/03/2006 11:17:07 PM PST by rogue yam
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Lets hope Gregory has stopped giggling.


48 posted on 03/03/2006 11:18:23 PM PST by jazusamo (:Gregory was riled while Hume smiled:)
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Bill Clinton and Al Gore went into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu, the waitress came over and asked Clinton, "Are you ready to order, sir?"

Clinton replied, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."

"A quickie?" the waitress replies with disgust. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don't believe that's a good idea. I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the MENU." She walked away.

Gore leans over to Clinton and said, "Sir, it's pronounced 'Quiche'."


52 posted on 03/03/2006 11:20:00 PM PST by hipaatwo
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