[proud American in Canada]

I'm a mail carrier and we have a running joke whenever the Oprah magazine comes out, one of us always saying, "Hey, guess who's on the cover of Oprah this month!"

LOL! That is what turned me off of her magazine when I had a gift subscription.

[phoenix0468]

The look on the lemming telemarketer's face would be priceless. "Um, but ma'am, your subscription is free, why do you want to cancel?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!