>>>Naw, time for the rest of Virginia to rejoin the Union and come to grips with the 21st Century.<<<
Why would any good Southerner want to "rejoin the Union", when the so-called "Union" is a socialist welfare state, promoting a perverted agenda that seeks to turn our daughters into sluts and whores? Get a clue...
It's always amusing when people from one part of the country seem to think they have better moral values than those from another.
If we're talking promiscuity, the co-eds of, say, Harvard and Yale, are nuns compared to the southern belles of U of Texas, LSU, Florida State or most other southern schools.
Trust me, I speak from experience.