Concurrent bang-him-on-the-head bump.
You're liable to break your hammer gonging on the invincibly thick anvil that is JSUATI's head.
But then, he does this stuff on purpose. He is a classic example of invincibly gross slothfulness in getting the point he doesn't want to get.
My new theory is that JSUATI is Harry Jaffa.
Discussion?
My theory is simpler. He is an idiot.:)
LoL. While I am not familiar with Jaffa anyone encountering your hostility has to be a good man.