[TheForceOfOne]

Imus: Hello David.

[Gregory, talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe]

Gregory: That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

Imus: Spicoli, is that you?

Gregory: Aloha, Mr. Imus dude

Imus: What are you doing, are you on dope, drunk?

Gregory: Reporter's stoned, uh, people on ludes should not talk on the phone dude.

Imus: Maybe we should do this later

Gregory: Whatever radio dude, ah damn, there goes the bong wate...click

Imus: Hello, David? hello....he's gone. We'll be back after a short commercial break...

[cleveland gop]

PERFECT!!!!!!