To: Dashing Dasher
I have a pilot friend who joined the Mile-Hi Club and says it was one of the greatest experiences of his life. He tells me the recipe for success is as follows:
- Make your attempt with an empty stomach.
- Have a tiny little 98-lb. girlfriend, so weight and balance are not a concern and not so much room is needed.
- Be quite tall yourself, so your feet can still reach the rudder pedals.
- Use an aircraft with a real stick, not a bulky control yoke. In his case he used a Piper Cub.
- Stay in the pilot's seat, and have her straddle you facing aft, so you are still in control of the aircraft and can see over her shoulder.
- Choose a rural area well away from traffic and at least 4000' above terrain.
- And the key to the whole trick: Let the airplane do the work-- i.e. alternate positive and negative elevator control inputs, "porpoising" across the sky.
If you and the girl both have strong stomachs, it is reportedly blissful. Still not a smart move for the pilot in command, but certainly sounds safer than what the other dingalings were doing.
-ccm
50 posted on
03/02/2006 8:21:11 AM PST by
ccmay
(Too much Law; not enough Order)
To: ccmay
54 posted on
03/02/2006 8:28:00 AM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(I prayed, 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.)
To: ccmay
If I wasn't already laughing my head off before your post, I would have lost it then...
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