[shaggy eel]

,,, of all the recent movies shot in New Zealand, you kept the making of this one at home. I'll say nothing more :)

[maui_hawaii]

Once there was an aussie and a kiwi riding their horses down the road when they rode up on a sheep with his head stuck in a fence.

The kiwi sensing an opportunity stopped his horse, and went and did his business with the sheep.

When he went to get back on the horse the aussie completely dumbfounded said, "wait one minute mate..."

The kiwi then said,"oh pardon me. Want a go do ya?"

The Aussie replied, "well, yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"