Chuck's wife, Trigger, could possibly donate some manure for the cause.
Now why would you say such a mean thing about Camilla?
That's a little harsh but it does seem that Chuck isn't wrapped very tightly.
He is certainly welcome to experiment all he wants on the acreage he owns, and good luck to him. And good luck explaining it to his mum, who will probably not be amused.
I have never been able to get the picture out of my mind of Charles roaming the castle in his arabic garb. When he whips out that prayer rug, it will complete the image.
ROFLMAO