Now when people tell me smoking causes cancer, I can say that the soft drink they are drinking will give them cancer.
I want everyone to know that today I ate and drink two items that do not cause cancer or at least they didn't when I ate and drank them. Tomorrow I'll check on them again.
Hell,... if you listen to the food and health Nazis; everything is supposed to have at one time, does now, or will sometime in the foreseeable future give you cancer.