Before Bush took over in the White House, Clinton invited him over to see the place. Bill asks' How do you like the place?' W says 'It's nice but where is the bathroom?' "End of the hall." says the stainmaster and jerks his thumb down the hall. W got home and Laura asks" How did you like it?" W says "That Clinton is sure a decadent bassturd. He has solid gold urinals!!" The next day, Laura goes to the WH to meet Hillary! Hillary asks how did W like the place and Laura said "Fine, but George is going to make some changes." Hillary asks "Like what?" and laura tells her he doesn't think the solid gold urinals are appropriate. Hillary's eyes lift in shock and Laura goes home. Bill asks Hillary later how her meeting with Laura went and Hillary says "I learned a lot today." "Oh? Like what?" says Bill. "I found out who p!ssed in your saxophone." says Hillary.
Haha.
Similar story - When X42 was in office, he went out jogging one winter's day. Suddenly, he screeched to a halt, because there in the snow along the path were the golden words, "Bill Clinton sucks". He furiously called the secret service and demanded they find the culprit. "I want DNA, urinalysis, hand-writing analysis - the works!"
Later they come back to him and say, "Well, we've got bad news, and we've got worse news. The bad news is that the DNA matches algore."
X42 says, "Man, what could be worse than that?"
"The hand writing is Hilary's!"