Posted on 03/01/2006 4:57:57 AM PST by Rennes Templar
Now Bill just has to change other aspects of culture he influenced that are part of his legacy in addition to his gourmandizing: bribery, extortion, drugs, rape, murder, corruption, lying, oral sex, adultery.....did I miss any?
Bubba Big Mac
Super Sized Bubba
The Clinton's favorite meal was the BBMM, Bubba Big Monica Mac.
Eat as I say. Not as I eat.
I havent been to McDonalds in years , but if Bubba is against get my Big Mac ready Mickey I will have lunch there today.
Make it the Fish sandwich. Its Ash Wednesday.
Clinton is like constipation, No matter how much you push and grunt, you just cant make that first big one pass.Why cant he just go away?
If only Bubba stuck to talking low fat and Jimmuh just built cheap houses.
It's not the freakin' eating habits, it's the lack of exercise, get rid of the video games, and all other electronic gadgets where you are forced to sit on your butt, people need to get moving, play ball, or perhaps engage in a structured daily exercise program, if you're burning calories you don't have to worry about what you're eating, everything in moderation, AND put back phys ed in the schools, too many obese kids and it has nothing to do with soda machines or chips for lunch!
Ping!
But, Bill! I thought eatin' ain't cheatin'!
Hey Bill, start with Monica.
"...AND put back phys ed in the schools"
and recess! I've heard that many public schools have eliminated recess.
When Bill Clinton returns to his former role as "First Gentleman," he can jump right on this need to inform us how to eat.
"Clinton Pushes to Change Nation's Eating Habits"
He already did amongst the youngest of our Nation, with his "eating ain't cheating" school program!
LLS
Give me a break. Slick lies again. When did he stop eating at McDonalds and start working out?
"We have a huge cultural problem and unless we change it our children may grow up to be the first generation with shorter lifespans than we had,"
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Add the countless thousands of abortions each year since roe/wade into the lifespan calc and voila...they already have a shorter expected ilfespan!
Clinton's cigar sweetening and moisturizing habits could stand a little alteration too.
He needs to start by preacing to the choir, his buddy Teddy.
Here comes Big Brother to protect us from ourselves, great.
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