You grew up in Pittsburgh, you went to school in Pittsburgh, you served in the AMERICAN MILITARY, you own and run a business ( which according to your personal page is a "perennial nursery" ) and live in Pittsburgh with your wife.
You aren't attached to the Swiss Consulate and just because there is one, in Pittsburgh, doesn't make that part of Pa. SWITZERLAND! :-)
It is also NOT proper to divulge the info and the REAL name of someone not even a member of FR, which you learned about in private discourse. Continue doing so and perhaps I'll use some of YOUR private info, on threads, for no reason, other than to get your goat.
Stay there for a good time.