[beaver fever]

So you don't like Bertrand Russell?

Have you read anything by Bertrand Russell?

Why not raffle a case of Wild Turkey on Campus?

How about a $1000 gift certificat to Victoria Secret.

That should raise academic standards.

[VeniVidiVici]

Ah. Enlightenment is beyond comprehension. We must actually raise standards to achieve our goals.

[Constantine XIII]

All of those are great ideas, but the AK-47 is both beautiful as well as useful.

It's the clear winner!

[panaxanax]

"Why not raffle a case of Wild Turkey on Campus?..."How about a $1000 gift certificat[e] to Victoria Secret."..."That should raise academic standards."

What would raise academic standards would be an education in the Constitution and the attached Amendments, which is what the paper is trying to do. Are you sure you're on the right website? If you don't believe that we still have these rights and are willing to fight for them then you had better sign out and move along like a good little lib.