Something to do during the off-season, I suppose...
Posted on 02/28/2006 12:58:07 PM PST by presidio9
Anybody who enjoys stories like this should contact pcottraux.
Hell, why not just send in Bat Boy in scuba gear?
Something to do during the off-season, I suppose...
How does a salt water mammal take to a fresh water lake?
Just call Ace Ventura.
Some species swim in fresh water
Haha. Nice one.
...it is Friday yet?
Never mind, I see 7...
Simpler: pull the plug at the bottom and drain the lake. Whatever monsters are there would be deposited on the bottom, right next to rusty supermarket carts, old tires and other garbage. Later, the lake might be cleaned up and refilled, if necessary.
Mabye Loch Ness Monsters like the taste of dolphin...
Can I get some lasers on their head? All I want I some frikin' dolphins with lasers on their head? Is that so much to ask for?
Just remember, "Laces out!"
As any intelligent person knows, the only legitimate reason for draining a lake is if there might be snakehead fish in it.
well, Plan B was..take back the Falklands..
It seems that earlier this week there was a reported sighting of "Champ", the weird yet elusive beastie that is supposed to lurk in the depths of Lake Champlain, between NY State and Michigan (I think ?).
Perhaps they can train those dolphins in Lake Champlain to see if they can turn up anything before shipping them off to Scotland.
These critters may be so much myth; but even so, you won't catch me scuba diving in either Lake Champlain OR Loch Ness!
FInkel is Einhorn? Einhorn is Finkel!!! Einhorn is a M..........AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So harpooning would be okay?
Reminds me of a joke...
He went to court and explained to the judge, "Your honor, I was starving - had nothing to eat for three days, and it was a matter of survival - I had to eat whatever I could and I just happened to get lucky and kill the eagle. Just as the hiker was getting up to leave the courtroom, the judge asked, "By the way... what did the Bald Eagle taste like?" A hiker was lost in the woods for several days. After a while, he managed to kill a bald eagle and was in the process of cooking and eating it when some rangers came upon him. They promptly arrested him for harming a protected species.
The judge felt sorry for the hiker and let him off without any penalties.
The hiker replied, "Oh, something between a Spotted Owl and Whooping Crane - but just a bit greasy like California Condor."
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