You can catch me on that. Sometimes I use "ape" in the creationist sense of anything with too much hair and too small a vocabulary. Some baseball catchers like Andy Etchebarren or Thurman Munson might have qualified--I'm not sure. There's "ape" as in "anything that makes a creationist say his great-grandfather wasn't one," and there's the the group of tailless primates that split from monkeys thirty-something million years ago. We aren't in the one group and we are in the other.
You need to start answering our questions, instead of obfuscating.