I've got a head start...wrote a couple of punning short stories for a seriously ill relative who needed laughs. One was fish.
NO wonder I can never listen to one complete Beer Game! I always have so many serious questions to ponder!
"One was fish?"
Fish: the relative who walked out of the sea so many milenia ago?
Or Fish: the short story: One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (I Can Read It All by Myself Beginner Books)?