Didja hear the one about the traveling salesman who was working his way through Westphalia? Well, he knocked on the door of a farmhouse, and the farmer's daughter answered.
"Is your father home?" he asked.
"No," she said, "but I'm the best piece in Westphalia!"
[Har-de-har-har. Snort. Slap knee.]
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02/28/2006 11:00:54 AM PST by
PatrickHenry
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