Let me think about this for a minute.....how about, "HELL NO!!.
Here are a couple they might like:
National Crown Roast of Pork Day--March 7
National Roast Suckling Pig Day--December 18
Or even better:
July is National Hot Dog Month, and according to the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council, Americans will be consuming the infamous little red tubes of "meat" in record numbers this summer.
So, grab a dog and a cold brewsky and try assimilating, all you Abduls and Ahmeds.