MY MOMMY IS A DEMOCRAT -- So She Must Be Out To Lunch!

ICONOCLAST ^ | S. Plaut

[Apolitical]

Years ago I visited the Soviet Union before the collapse of Communism and witnessed how young Russian and Ukrainian children were expected to walk around with little pins showing Baby Lenin, the communist analogy to Baby Jesus, on their gray, poorly designed clothing.

I was reminded of Baby Lenin pins when I ran across the newest initiative in the leftist brainwashing of the preschool set, "Why Mommy is a Democrat," a book being promoted to turn Barney fans into drooling Democrats and Pro-Terror Power Rangers.

Its publishers proclaim that the book helps draw toddlers and young children to the "core values of the Democratic Party" ...........

[Apolitical]

For a really hearty laugh, check out the sample pages, as well as the rationale for this children's propagand--ooops!- storybook. LOL!

[inpajamas]

Andera Yates?

[xcamel]

Out to lunch if lunch includes Valium and Diazapam, a Beamer SUV, a McMansion, interest only mortgage, a brain-dead hubby and a couple girlfriends on the side..

[darkwing104]

All your allowance has to go and pay taxes; so the Democrats can keep your Welfare Mommy voting Democrat.

[Jeff Chandler]

At Amazon

[Cicero]

The antidote:

Sorry I can't post it a bit larger, but Amazon must have had so many people linking to this picture that they had to miniaturize it.

[KarlInOhio]

The book shows the Democrats as a family of squirrels. Am I the only one who calls squirrels "tree rats"? I guess those squirrels would be "tree 'Rats".

[misterrob]

Why Mommy is a Democrat:

1) Because she is a lesbian

2) She doesn't know your daddy is

3) She is on welfare

4) She aborted your brothers and sisters

5) She hates men

6) She hates church

7) She's a feminist

8) She wants someone else to take care of her and you

9) She believes that Government is your daddy

[dead]

"My Mommy is a Democrat"

And my other Mommy claims she is a reincarnated Navajo coyote moon goddess who doesn't shave her legs or have a job. She smells like patchouli oil and shoplifts cold medicine to make ends meet.

[KarlInOhio]

Its publishers proclaim that the book helps draw toddlers and young children to the "core values of the Democratic Party"

Selfish screaming, whiners with no self control? Sounds like the kiddies are already Democrats.

[buffyt]

Why my mommy is a dumbocrat? Because she isn't in her RIGHT mind, of course!

[buffyt]

Excellent comments and I love your tag line!

[kenth]

[EQAndyBuzz]

"Its publishers proclaim that the book helps draw toddlers and young children to the "core values of the Democratic Party" ..........."

If they follow the core values of the RAT party they would never have been born.

[Millee]

[Millee]

Ooooooo..scary elephant! :op

[IronJack]

See Chuck. See Chuck hate his country. See Chuck take all the blame for all the world's ills. What's up, Chuck?

See John Kerry. See John run! There must be a terrorist somewhere, because nothing makes John run like the abject fear he feels when confronted with evil.

See Ted. Driving drunk again. It must be Happy Hour. That's not vomit on Ted's cummerbund. It's lunch. Ted is driving his Oldmobile down to the homeless shelter to share his lunch with the unfortunate people there. Let's hope he doesn't have to cross any bridges.

This is Al Gore. Not that. That's a wooden fence post. Al Gore is the one with hair.

And this is Howard Dean. He is a very important person in the Democratic Party. That's why he gets to wear that very special coat with the sleeves that buckle in the back.

And this is President Hillary Clinton. You might recognize her from other stories such as Act IV of Macbeth, and "The Crucible." "Where's her broom?" you ask. The answer for that will have to wait until you've studied human anatomy.

[Shelayne]

I heard this author on the radio Saturday. Callers kept calling in asking him why there was nothing about killing babies in his book because that is obviously a huge part of the democratic platform. He tried to say that both dems and pubbies are pro-choice. When a caller cried out, "Choice of WHAT?" he got cut off. The hosts ended the calls about abortion because this guy was over his head on that one.

The part with the big nasty elephant stomping all over the Homeless man's bench (it says it is his bench) is particularly inspiring. And he claims that children don't get the symbolism. Please.

[Millee]

LOL!

[Larry Lucido]

"So, do democrats share their AA batteries just like my mommies do?"