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I am more of a mainstream type of guy. I hate the yuppie rich elite in NYC. They make me sick to my stomach.
Of course NYC has always had its fair share of these types, it really is the land of make believe with these disgusting parasites.
To be honest, I despite the liberal yuppie wealthy elites more than the lower class ghetto types.