[VOA]

Former Taliban Spokesman Finds New Haven--at Yale

(I apologize if someone has already said this...)

Dear Applicant to Yale,
We have reviewed your application for admission to our university.
The admissions committee has decided that you meet the criteria for entry
into Yale.
Except we had to make a slot for a Taliban spokesman/apologist,
thus we won't be able to grant you admission at this time.
Good luck in all your future endeavors.
Sincerely,
Undergraduate Admissions,
Yale University
cc: Affirmative Admissions For Terrorists Committee

[buckeyenation]

lol... I'm expecting to get a similar letter from Yale later this spring...

[LibertarianInExile]

"Dear Applicant to Yale,
We have reviewed your application for admission to our university.
The admissions committee has decided that you meet the criteria for entry
into Yale.
Except we had to make a slot for a Taliban spokesman/apologist,
thus we won't be able to grant you admission at this time.
Good luck in all your future endeavors.
Sincerely,
Undergraduate Admissions,
Yale University
cc: Affirmative Admissions For Terrorists Committee"

Exactly right. This is akin to Arizona State admitting a convicted murderer to its law school.