I certainly owe you, for all the laughs I've gotten out of you.
Where exactly did I backpedal? That's a cheap rhetorical trick when you've got nothing else, and lack the capacity to understand language.
I'll walk you through this, though I already know your response:
The headline implies an anti-semitic poster has gone up, and the bit following reads like rationalization for why the sign can't be pulled down in a free society. We read it and are angered, imagining the angry Jihad-supporter who hates Jews so much he would rather do business with 1000 terrorists first. But it's a free country, etc.
Thus we believe we're talking about some racist who hates Jews.
You following so far, Jorge? Okay, onward.
Then we get what we in the business call The Reveal, and see that this supposedly anti-Jewish business owner is...a Jew.
The contrast between what we assumed was a Jewish-hater's message and the actual identity of the business owner collides. He would rather bury terrorists than Jews. He in fact is AGAINST the terrorists we at first thought he was for.
Now please tell me where this is about "dying" and NOT completely about twisted expectations (the message and the expected messenger vs. the reality) and context (the sign WOULD be anti_Jewish in ANY OTHER BUSINESS).
"Pretzel logic"? Well considering that you have the sense of humor of a pretzel (unsalted), I can see where that would be on your mind.
yawn...........and when we find out that it is Jewish Funeral home we realize the irony of the sign, and it is a supposed joke...yada...yada. We all get it already.