I dunno about all that, Elk, but I know one thing:
That murderous Ronald McDonald must be stopped right now,
followed by That Silly Rabbit, Red and Yellow (the M&Ms), the Hi-C Pitcher guy, and as another poster mentioned, the nefarious Cap'n Crunch!
For the children! If even ONE of them could be saved from himself, it would all be worth it!
Right?
Regards,
Corporate profits and all that.
And don't forget Tony the Tiger, all gone the way of Joe Camel.