Ronald McDonald: That EEEvil Clown; A Pied-Piper leading our poor, innocent children straight down the road to arteriosclerosis.
Hang him high!
Regards,
PS: And so it begins. Can't say we didn't tell ya so...
Adulterers will be branded "A", smokers will be branded "S". Lazy people will be branded "L"., dopers will be branded "D".
I'll probably be tattooed with the whole alphabet.