I'm partial to Ludlow Kissell and the Dago Bomb That Struck Back, myself. I sure wish we could've seen McGavin in a movie based on that one.
Immediately the assemblage rolled back in a mighty wave, turned and waited while Kissel continued to attempt to light the fuse, totally unaware that time was growing short. Someone called out:
"Kissel! Hey Kissel, for God's sake, it's lit!"
Kissel raised his head questioningly and said:
"What's lit?"
The ominous hiss continued ...
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That is a great story. There's nothing quite like drunks playing with fireworks.