Gaffney: According to records, the UAE has had some questionable dealings with some folks--
Savage: George W. Bush is a liberal traitor who can't say a complete sentence and his pro-homosexual agenda is proof he should be impeached!
Gaffney: Uh...yeah. Anyway, I was alarmed when--
Savage: Liberals! LIB-ER-ALLLLS!!!!! Drunken drug addicted homosexual godless commie scum!
Gaffney: Do you want me to go outside for a minute, Michael?
Savage: The Mexicans are probably behind this, and the AIDS-infested commie pinko, George Bush is a traitor, and drugs, DRUGS!!! Rush Limbaugh is jealous of me!
(sound of door closing quietly)
Savage: Where the hell did he go? The liberals must have dragged Frank Gaffney out into the alley, which is a mess because the drunks in the garbage union have let the rats and the filth take over, and they're doping him up with the heroin George W. Bush gave them! You're all jealous of me! YEEARRGGHH!!!!
Announcer: SAVAGE!
LOL!
Were Saturday Night doing anything remotely as good as that parody, I would still be watching.
Uh ... It was parody, wasn't it?
You listened!!!!!