LOL! I showed the this, and what you said, to a friend and she says, "It's a sundae, it has them [aphrodisiac qualities] just because it's a sundae. Give it to a woman and she'll be all 'Omg a $1000 sundae for me?!' and be like 'omg LOVE'!"
She's an awesome friend :^D!
~Moshi-chan
I have better suggestions on what a guy could spend $1000 on for me.....;)