[IronJack]

Yeah, but dem boots'll come in handy for when you goes hand-catch da catfish for her dinner, you romantic sweetheart, you.

Yer dreamin', woman. SHE'S the fisherman. I ain't gonna slave all day cleanin' weeds outta ditches and then come home and hafta catch dinner. She gotta earn her keep somehow, and pickin' up roadkill for the pit bulls ain't enough.

[Liz]

You didn't have to go through all the trouble to post the pic of your sig other.