[IronJack]

Here's the last one who dated you

Awwwww, you went to our web site.

----what was it 15 years ago you had your last chicken wing date?

Something like that. Now I just hang around the soup kitchen on minestrone night. Some of those gals don't keep too tight a grip on their crackers.

[Liz]

Have a dip.

[starbase]

I don't know if you two are joking or bashing each other, but this does work both ways. I took a date to an upmarket restaurant in downtown Portland,OR, she ordered the second most expensive item on the menu, then we went to Les Misreables (my treat, of course).

When she emailed me to ask me out on a second date as her guest she suggested the Movie Bar, where you can drink 1$ beers while you watch 2$ out-of-circulation movies.

So it's not a one way street.