[commish]

they are actually going to manage a single warehouse and wharf at Tioga Marine Terminal used mostly to import fruit from South Africa and Chile.

OOO OOO OOO Lemme try, the argument goes :
AH HAH!! See, Fruit is IRRADIATED, meaning the evil Mooslims can hide Dirty Bomb parts in the fruit containers and thier enablers at DPO will let the shipments pass right through because they are in on the deal, and if a radiation detector goes off they will just turn it off and ignore because they are in charge of the ports now, and the destruction of Philadelphia will be ON YOUR HANDS!!!!

Damn, I may have to switch sides, I am sogooooooooooooooooood at this I just convinced myself.

[Hermann the Cherusker]

Uh oh.

I just discovered they sometimes also import timber products and big rolls of paper at Tioga Marine too.

Those dirty Muslims are probably going to eat the fruit, make a huge fire, and roll the paper across the city like a giant toilet papering of a tree!

Hide the women and children!

[The Sons of Liberty]

Only takes one nuke to ruin your whole day.