[norraad]

Once again, point missers all, what we have here is Failure to communicate.

A lunar low tide means the water is shallower than normal, like so many people I know.

Certain folks in cahoots with other folks were so horny to bring a low rider into port that they gambled our river cleanliness for a few shillings.

You can only imagine what price the rest will bring.

[CWOJackson]

Of course, we should have blown them out of the water before they did anything.