[SaveTheChief]

No one cares about facts here. We must only do what is politically profitable.

And I was being sarcastic.
And I am still being sarcastic.

[inquest]

And I was being sarcastic.
And I am still being sarcastic.

So, if you're being sarcastic in saying that you were being sarcastic, then that means you weren't being sarcastic. But if you weren't being sarcastic, then that means... wait a minute, let me start over...