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During college, I worked the night shift (8PM - 2AM) in a Perkins restaurant near the Univ of Cincinnati. You wouldn't believe what went on in the restrooms there. One technique was the grocery bag trick. Two homos would go into the rest room stall. To camouflage their activities, one would keep their shoes on--the other would put their feet into a brown paper bag. This would give the appearance that one person was in the stall. If you heard moaning or heavy breathing, they would claim that they were have a difficult "bowel movement" (which wasn't too far from the truth). Basically, these guys didn't want to actually go home and do their business--that would take too much time. They would just do the deed then go back for more (with a different partner) as much as humanly possible every night. We had to do fag sweeps about every half hour. Because of its location, Perkins was quite the hangout. My eight months there taught me more about human nature than I learned anywhere else.