Elvis Bin Laden will take a few more years to completely fad into obscurity.
If I never hear another "We're closing in on bin Laden" claim, it will be fine with me. Tell me when we've CAUGHT him, not when we're "close" to catching him. "The one that got away" is never as entertaining a story for the listeners as for the teller.
I think the most dangerous job anywhere has to be the #3 Al Qaeda terrorist. The guy in that spot has been killed more times than the no-name guy in the red shirt who gets killed at the beginning of every original Star Trek episode.
If they would just demote Bil Laden to the #3 spot, he'd be dead within a week.