Scene I
Date: 2021
Location: NORAD bunkers deep within the Rocky Mountains. The site has been abandoned since President Amy Carter-Kennedy shut it down three years ago because it was "bad karma".
George Blush [President of the United States]: Carl....CARL!! When will the bird virus be ready?!
Carlton Rover [President Blush's evil henchman]: Don't rush me, you fool! I'm busy directing a hurricane towards Seattle!
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