Well, even though this was not what we might have hoped for (no injuries, of course) this was one of the funniest threads I have ever read. It competes with the poopie in the pool thread from back in '99 or thereabouts (anyone have a link for that one?)
I agree, this was a very funny thread. My favorite so far.
When I first heard the news about this I went out on the streets and stopped cars asking for donations for this tragedy....
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Most people were apologetic that they could only donate a few gallons, as they had to have enough gas to get home....