Go ahead, Zinjan-THRO-pus your weight around. You're whole hypothesis is Leaky as a sieve. Just another Olduvai canard.
You're, you know, like the Ye'rkes Primate Center.
Leaky...you slay me.
I feel lucky to be in the presence of some folks who really are fans of the ape world--pro-simians, as it were. I don't want to go on and on about it, so I'll just stop this post here to keep in in ters-ii-forme.