Yeah, but how much mess is the ash? That's the reason I got a gas log firelace instead of a "real" one. Just flick a switch and instant fire.
A full weeks worth of ash can be fit into a coffee can with room left over.
I used my gas fireplace once and just about used up my kids' college fund in the process.
So how about some variation on the kachelofen?
http://www.ceramicstoday.com/articles/kachelofen.htm