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hmmmm... I always have trouble getting full on Chinese food....
1 posted on 02/20/2006 7:19:45 PM PST by Stoat
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Image hosting by TinyPic My feral furbaby Moose seemed unconcerned when he saw this. (He's not fat, he's big boned.) ;-)
54 posted on 02/20/2006 7:47:40 PM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX)
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I bet that kitty could really lay down the Zot! We need to enlist it.


55 posted on 02/20/2006 7:47:52 PM PST by mysterio
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New set of pictures for troll invasions on FR...sweet.


56 posted on 02/20/2006 7:48:12 PM PST by My Favorite Headache ("Scientology is dangerous stuff,it's like forming a religion based around Johnny Quest and Haji.")
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No kitty this is my chicken!

Meow!

No kitty get baak-no kitty it's my chicken!
58 posted on 02/20/2006 7:50:27 PM PST by TheForceOfOne
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Yikes! It's just awful.


60 posted on 02/20/2006 7:53:14 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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Somebody say "big"?

61 posted on 02/20/2006 7:53:59 PM PST by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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63 posted on 02/20/2006 7:58:10 PM PST by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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You're not going to believe this...


65 posted on 02/20/2006 8:02:07 PM PST by tubebender (Everything I know about computers I learned on Free Republic...)
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It's what's for dinner!


68 posted on 02/20/2006 8:03:13 PM PST by Tribune7
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"Fiesta Cat!"

(Fat Freddy's Cat Reference)

74 posted on 02/20/2006 8:11:30 PM PST by wyattearp (The best weapon to have in a gunfight is a shotgun - preferably from ambush.)
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Breaking news: Richard Simmons just hopped on a plane to China...


77 posted on 02/20/2006 8:23:48 PM PST by citizencon
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84 posted on 02/20/2006 8:30:01 PM PST by BunnySlippers
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Chinese fat cat eh? I got a name for it:

Meow Tse Tung!


88 posted on 02/20/2006 8:44:53 PM PST by fizziwig (Democrats: so far off the path, so incredibly vicious, so sadly pathetic.)
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fat cat bump


90 posted on 02/20/2006 9:03:30 PM PST by plain talk
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IT'S SUMO CAT!


93 posted on 02/20/2006 9:18:50 PM PST by kstewskis (Buy Danish!)
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But what's his (?) name (and gender)? The news item treats him like an "it."


95 posted on 02/20/2006 9:36:27 PM PST by Lauren BaRecall (Rudy Giuliani is pro partial birth abortion...just ask Sean Hannity.)
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My cat weighed 30 lbs at one point in his life.


97 posted on 02/20/2006 9:40:44 PM PST by Sir Gawain
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Obesity has become a serious problem for the modern cat, primarily due to a lack of exercise and a richer diet.

Lack of exercise? A cat???

98 posted on 02/20/2006 9:46:19 PM PST by okie01 (The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
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We have two Maine Coon cats, and the bigger of the two is about 25 pounds. He's a little chunky but not *that* fat. He's big enough that when he sits on his haunches and stretches (which he likes to do) he can hook his claws on my belt, and I'm 5'11". He's just plain BIG.

Male Maine Coons can easily break 20 pounds, and the breeder we got him from in Georgia has a couple others of around the same size. He's not bright (OK, he's dumb as a post) but he's our lovable lunkhead.

}:-)4


104 posted on 02/20/2006 9:49:53 PM PST by Moose4 ("I will shoulder my musket and brandish my sword/In defense of this land and the word of the Lord")
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A good friend of mine was Bob Martwick, owner and trainer of the famous feline, Morris the Cat.

Bob owned a kennel in Lombard, Illinois, a western suburb of Chicago. I used to pop into Bob's office every now and then. Usually snoozing on his desk was Morris. Took up half the desk. Morris was one big, lethargic cat, although nothing like the Chinese tabby in this article.

Bob liked to have an adult beverage or two at the bar of a local eatery. He'd put Morris on the bar stool next to him and Flaherty, the bartender, would fetch a little bowl of cooked chicken livers from the kitchen.

Morris would put his paws up on the bar and start eating the meat, in his trademark finicky way, of course.

I always loved to see the old neighborhood drunks who would walk behind the row of bar stools, see the cat slurping something, walk on......and then in the classic double-take maneuver, stop cold, take another look and then resumine walking on, shaking their heads and virtually pinching themselves.

Sometimes Bob would leave Morris sleeping (as he usually was) in the restaurant's dark parking lot in the back of his station wagon till closing time. I asked him if he wasn't afraid someone would steal his meal ticket. He shook his head and said no, there's no amount of insurance he could afford that could ever be enough to replace Morris.

I have a nice photo of myself cradling Morris, a task in itself as he weighed a ton. However, he was half asleep (as he usually was) and offered absolutely no psychodynamic resistance when I picked him up, LOL.

Morris was known in the trade as the "Clark Gable of Cats". Believe me, there was no resemblance at all. Oliver Hardy, maybe, but not Clark Gable.

Morris might have been fat, but he had a deadpan face that was all enchanting....when he was awake, that is (which he usually wasn't).

Leni

106 posted on 02/20/2006 9:52:43 PM PST by MinuteGal (Sail the Bounding Main to the Balmy, Palmy Caribbean on FReeps Ahoy 4. Register Now!)
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