[SmoothTalker]

You sure it wasn't those malicious Methodists again? Or the zany Zen Buddhists? What about the Jews, or a pack of wild Wicans/ They've been up to no good lately.

[RushCrush]

Sorry, you're sorely mistaken.

It's the Amish again!/ ann coulter

[Kenny Bunk]

You two must be mad if you think the rest of us aren't wise to you.

Your insane accusations are just smoke and mirrors to deflect attention away from the Norwegians. Clearly, as soon as the Olympics are over, these crafty lutefisk-inhaling villains plan to go a-viking yet again.

Women, minority group members, children, and those who enjoy alternative lifestyles are in the most danger.