[RichInOC]

Not nearly as embarrassing as getting eaten by a giant beaver.

(Somewhere, Bill "The Fox" Foster is smiling.)

[the final gentleman]

It's not too late. We can still become a significant part of nature's food chain once again if we will just stop destroying the Earth's natural environment and killing off the majestic creatures that nature intended to eat us.

We are, in effect, the fly in Mother Nature's ointment.

[null and void]

Not nearly as embarrassing as getting eaten by a giant beaver.

So far, in my experience, it's always been the other way around...