Dear Gods of Science.
How many planets have your awesome majesties discovered?Signed,
Young Bobby
To Our Most-Respectful and Loving Little Ignorant Peon Bobby,
The number of planets? What a question! Surely there will be billions and trillions, each with thriving extraterrestrial civilizations far more advanced then yours. Where Scientists, such as We, your Gods, rule!Sincerely,However because Luddite politicians in YOUR puny backward culture have not opened the entire treasury of your nation to us, young Bobby, so far our efforts over ten years plus have only turned up 150 ir so! All because of the backwards religious anti-science bias of your mud-pit culture, young man.
The Gods of Science