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To: davisfh
mathematical process going on in the dog's brain.

I can catagorically state that there is NO process going on in my dog's brain. He's like a male, human teenager.... sleep, eat, defecate (he doesn't think about the Other Subject, he's been repaired).

The catz, on the other hand, try to do math. Most times, they're pretty good. Integration, summation, correlation.... but they sometimes fail spectacularly. The other morning, one of them pulled all of the previous night's washed dishes down on her head when she snagged the bar-mop (dish towel) with a claw.

And sometimes, they calculate the amount they roll around asleep incorrectly, and roll off of the ironing board, landing wide awake, and looking around to see who saw...

A dog doesn't know enough to care who saw. He doesn't attempt mathmatics.

8>)

/johnny

17 posted on 02/18/2006 3:05:36 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (D@mit! I'm just a cook. Don't make me come over there and prove it!)
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To: JRandomFreeper

lol -- nice post


32 posted on 02/18/2006 3:45:30 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: JRandomFreeper

OK! OK! So I'm not too damned good at licking
myself either.


38 posted on 02/18/2006 4:45:20 PM PST by davisfh
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